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Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

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sarkyfancypants:

yumyumnoodle:

it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.

Same goes for the Windows logo

I mean look at this shit

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Is like someone just ironed the logo

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boofrp:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

HOW COULD YOU

(via shannonenigans)

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

  • “what the fuck is a eucalyptus” 
  • “this smells like my grandma”
  • “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
  • “this is bullshit i’m going home”

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po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

po-op:

this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.

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its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

(via fadingmemoriesx)

nardvvuar:

my boy biden lookin fye

nardvvuar:

my boy biden lookin fye

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merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

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teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

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plajus:

can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god

plajus:

can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god

(via borderline--crazy)

having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all

(Source: louistonsilson, via borderline--crazy)

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candycoateddoom:

i had to write a research paper on the first lord of the rings movie (talking more about the film industry at the time it was made rather than the actual movie). i finally decided on a title:

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my professor probably won’t get it but i don’t care

circletines:

when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right

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eyesareacamera:

How to age right:

eyesareacamera:

How to age right:

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