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i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
(Source: morganschanginglife, via dmigs)
it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now.
Same goes for the Windows logo
I mean look at this shit
Is like someone just ironed the logo
(Source: jacobastorious, via dmigs)
moustache-flavoured-lubricant:
“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”
I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN
Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.
WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRYHOW COULD YOU
(via shannonenigans)
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
(Source: chickensandwich, via fadingmemoriesx)
this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.
(Source: twinmysteries, via fadingmemoriesx)
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
(via fadingmemoriesx)
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
(via candycoateddoom)
(Source: imawar, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)
can we please make this one of the most used reaction gifs on tumblr, oh my god
(via borderline--crazy)
having to delete songs for making room in your ipod is like having to kill some of your children because you cant feed them all
(Source: louistonsilson, via borderline--crazy)
when a teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it right
(via exploringit)